actual thing that happened to me yesterday:
woke up, got dressed, went outside to walk to my car across the street.
when walking, i spotted the remains of a cat that had been hit earlier that day by a car.
i got really upset because i always see those kittens on the corner and because seeing any dead animal that close up is always upsetting. (this is also a residential street by schools, restaurants, and businesses)
i tried to google sanitation people who could dispose of it but the only thing i found was the city department. and lord knows they would take way too long.
meanwhile, i was texting my man friend about it and how sad i was.
and then 2 hours later i got a text from him that said “the cat is dealt with”
he fucking disposed of cat innards because it was upsetting me.
excuse me while i fantasize about our children.