#tbt homecoming ‘09 when @caseyblakeausman and I straight up owned that place #antm
miss you already baby boy! safe travels
I dunno, if you bone the same way I do, you only need to find a spare ten minutes,
i guess im including the *finding* someone to bone part too.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
i try to use “you’re right. i think we’re ready to be parents”
holy. shit. i had a bumble ball and i completely forgot about it until seeing this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah